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VentureBeat: Ballmer’s bad month comes to a head — as eggs fly at his head

  • steveballmer · 1 year ago
    WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS:
    The kid was taken to a back room where he was being held by a campus security guy and my Blackwater Bodyguard #6.
    I told the university staff that I was concerned about him and wanted to speak to him personally. He was handcuffed and tied down to a chair. As everyone left so I could have my little "talk" with this poor troubled soul, I instructed BWBG#6, "Nobody gets in here for the next 45 seconds!", he said, "I understand sir."

    The rest of my story goes like this:
    "I approached the kid and he became irrational! He screamed, tipped his chair over backwards, slammed his head into the wall several times! I tried helping him up by the neck, but he tried to bite me! I released him and he fell to the floor hitting his head on my shoe (several times)! Boy was I glad to get out of there! That guy was crazy."

    The Hungarian authorities have assured me that he will never do anything like this again.
  • MG Siegler · 1 year ago
    Glad you got some measure of revenge.
  • John Doe · 1 year ago
    I am glad you posted the video. I will be honest, when I read your article I was like, lol, but then when I saw the video, I was like, article may have had a little bias of hating balmer in it. Still good job for posting the video with your article.
  • Ikid · 1 year ago
    He probably couldn't get his wi-fi to work on Linux and he takes it out on MS. LOL

    I'm sure all the ladies want to sleep with him now. What a loser.
  • steveballmer · 1 year ago
    See the whole story here:
    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com